Last night, Taylor Lautner hosted Saturday Night Live as one of the youngest hosts ever.
That boy is forty-seven types of fine. You’ll soon see that Lydia and I don’t roll with the Twilight scene, but we adore their men. She called Rob, I called Taylor. And so it went on. I think he did a great job as host. He seemed nervous… which I thought was cute. I was a little nervous for him when I saw the previews… yikes. Not funny. But then we get to the show and I think, “Hmm, he’s not doing half bad.” As for favorite skits, I’m deciding between his little glee club skit where he played the gay blonde singer “Mikash” (he and Andy Samberg were the best here—they kept it in body language and the face) and where he was the all-out Team Edward girlie guru “Mariana”. In that one, he had an all-out debate with another “Team Jacob” girl. This is the best quote:
Mariana: Those abs weren’t real. They were CGI like the wolves.
Ellie: No, they were real!
Mariana: Well if they were real, then the dude that plays Jacob deserves an Oscar!
Really funny, as you can see. I was highly, highly amused. Ooh, and those pictures they posted of him throughout? GORGEOUS. He’s such a beautiful person. *sigh* Okay, okay, but I do have to critique a little. They stayed strong, but they had a tendency to end weakly. It was like a buildup and an almost-crash. He didn’t crash, but he might have scratched the paint a little, if you catch my drift. But all in all, HILARIOUS. If you didn’t catch it, watch it on Hulu. (except for the Twilight debate sketch—it deems that “intended for mature audiences”, which doesn’t make sense, so watch that sketch here.)
And, of course, recently, his girlfriend, Taylor Swift, who better be dating our friend Mr. Lautner for a very long time on account of their cuteness, hosted recently (enough commas for ya?). I think the best part of that was her monologue…
Cutest couple of 2009, absolutely. And you all watched the VMAs with Kanye, right? Outrageous. Taylor’s monologue furthered this, where he knocked off Kanye’s head in a reenactment of that fateful night then almost-kisses Taylor Swift’s cardboard cutout before proclaiming his love for Reba McEntire (Kenan Thompson).
Funny, funny night.
-Georgia
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